Welcome to Ashley's Corner of the 'Net

About Ashley:
The Internet is a strange place, where we post our little pages with a few individual tidbits about ourselves that we think are funny, strange or otherwise entertaining. And then people draw their conclusions and think they know more about each other than they really do. All of which isn't really relevant on dinky personal pages such as this where Deep Thoughts aren't allowed -- which is not necessarily a bad thing. I'm sure you have enough problems of your own to really want to ponder mine. So, I'll share a few things about myself and let you draw your own Ashley's Life Story. Feel free to e-mail me whatever you come up with, and be sure to make me a little younger, skinnier and a lot prettier in your version of my life!

Where to start? I'm a strange and eclectic person, and might just be one of the coolest chicks you'll ever meet. I believe I'm one of the luckiest people ever conceived, and live a truly gifted life, although those that don't really know me may think I'm especially cursed. Which I find funny because, well, I find most things funny these days. Especially myself. It's a long story, better left for another day.

Now, the really important stuff:

Height: 5'9"
Weight: 135 lbs
Accuracy of the above info: +-4%
Stupid Human Tricks I Can Do: Burnouts! | Endos! | | Skin my knee at Moab | Look good in bad hats | Win a State Championship (Bicycle Criterium Racing) | SisterMaryKim and I can kick butt! (See that in MPEG-1 or Windows Media formats.)
Favorite Designer: John Ross. He designed several dresses for me, and they're stunning. Pictures soon.
Marital Status: Single, but dating.
Living Satus: Jomtien Beach, Thailand **Or** Anywhere I Park, USA
The Great Loves Of My Life:The second. Uda's Uda's view of Thailand
Favorite Beer:Umm, certainly not the swill the boys @MO like.
a.k.a.: Creampuff, CrAshley, BAshley